Every Luigi has a Mario, bro.

Recent law has allowed me to euthanize the elderly

If that’s supposed to be Donny, they got the hair all wrong.

It is 2035 & I am an assisted living nurse. Recent law has allowed me to euthanize the elderly because the baby-boomers are dying in mass numbers and human infrastructure & greed didn’t account for a mass-exit from livin’ easy.

Fuckin’ baby-boomers, yo

There’s an entire training manual.

So basically just position yourself in a way that causes aggression or retaliation & you’re in the clear?

Broccoli & Lemon seem like they would be good together

Here’s one in return: Green Beans & Cranberries

b-b-b-bird-bird-bird bird is a werg

100 years from now (if we still exist) historians will be lecturing about this trend as an example of how “influencers” pushed a trend that was supported by forced labor. Which is likely true. Capitalism is all about making the cheapest product and gaining the most from the end result.

We know his name, I was just being silly.

I’m old too, no worries.

Lurkers; tis not my username

Martens only get cocky like that when they know a hawk can’t get them.

Lucky for you both, my hawk is fictional. And lvl 5001.

It’s a union thang. His boss diddles kiddies so they all follow the leader.

EVEN NURSE RATCHET!?!?

BUT SHE WAS SO PILL FORCING!!! TOLD THEM TO LIFT THEIR TONGUES AND EVERYTHING!!!

lol Danny and the big guy should’ve left with Jack. At least Danny had a chance to run on that episode of Funny in Sillydelphia.

This is the same face I make when I open up my refrigerator in the middle of the night

Yeah, but if you (or whomever originally posted this) goes fishing… John Oliver won’t have a stand-in for his stunts next week

therapist interrupts republican: trump did What to my gas prices!?!?

therapist interrupts trump: you did WHAT to that child on the island!?!?

Yes, I printed out the report with the intention of putting it in a picture frame someday. It has the name of the firm and alleged copyright holder.

Needless to say, yours truly is still going strong. Not to D O X myself, but I’m not very famous in most places so I won’t bother unless you really would like to know ;) It’s available on all the stuff, tho.