

Oh my god, I was terrified of that headline. Hopefully all their countermeasures prevail and the art is spared.
Blame this on the misfortune of your birth.


Oh my god, I was terrified of that headline. Hopefully all their countermeasures prevail and the art is spared.
Can’t get any more credible than that. 😎
Most Padacubs are crepuscular.
Man, that is so depressing to read though.
I can only imagine that the writers at The Onion are going insane because they just can’t compete with reality anymore.
Oh, they’re amazing. I really like Wisteria Floribunda. I feel like they compliment each other.
Treewave sounds like a fucking vibe.


Please don’t break Toastify again. Please…
Gotta get a trainer with a weighted dull plastic blade before you graduate to the real thing. Helps avoid this predicament.

To keep each other company.


Mighty fine lookin’ loaf of brown you got there. Mighty fine, indeed.

I claim France can eat a bag of dicks.
Welp, I’ve got something new to watch over the extended weekend. I’m ready to love Leon.

Quite satisfactory, lobotomite.


I died doing what I loved!
Goth Girl-field haunts me in my waking hours. IT’S NOT FAIR!


Man has some of the dopest last words in history.


Is there any correlation between the current state of the world and every government backsliding into ultraconservative leadership?
This will not stand, this aggression against Wayne.