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Just tell her they were pyrotechnics. she loves pyrotechnics at public events.

smart move. that should definitely fix it.

uh yeah doc… imma keep the cancer, thanks.

I agree with this sentiment with one correction: they will learn nothing. They never do.

I assumed the answer was just going to be “by wiping his ass with the constitution.”

I feel like they are threatening us with a good time.

the guy who threw a Nazi salute in front of the entire nation not once but twice believes in white solidarity?

Wow, that truly is shocking. Damn if I can’t find my shocked face just at the moment.

so you’re telling me the “peace president” started another war? Unpossible. /s

GTFOH.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

a domestic terrorist using a sandwich of mass destruction. /s

This is going to make things difficult for a lot of evangelicals (but 20% more hawt.)

The second I saw that I thought “false flag”.

I suppose he’ll lose some sleep over this one.

Gen-x here. I don’t know about anyone else but I’m fried goddamn crispy.

This was nearly good news.

Remember the old saying, “you catch more flies with eggs than fentanyl.”

At least half of US adults think that they themselves are smarter than they actually are, so this tracks.

Enjoy raising children with measles and polio.

Because X is a nazi bar. For nazi’s. Nazi’s like this kind of thing.