this toilet pisses back

I think op might be in a very specific social circle

suppressors don’t make your gun quiet as much as they make them slightly less noisy, which helps if you don’t wanna blow out your eardrums. the legality of them varies tho

the nefarious anglerfish! I love them so much

i thought this was a birdbrain reference anyway, specifically the aaaaaaaa, my penis part

poly pile

from what i’ve learned from some veterinary students is that rolling up a cat in a blanket is like an off button. so not the second option

antikapitalismus

putting a new body part on is a lot less easy than reattaching a limb someone already had, something that comes with pretty strict requirements of its own.

you had one though i don’t think you’ll be able to reattach that one.

PubMed is often quite reliable, because they host peer-reviewed articles. besides this one, there’s a bunch of medical sources that report on the existence of vestigial tails and pseudo-tails. so I would say yes, though I assume op meant something more like a fur covered one.

bait used to be believable

that’s a big ass rat

holy shit, there’s still ppl out there in 2025 telling ppl who feel depressed to smile?

https://youtu.be/kPuAdDy_6s8

just wear a good looking coat

sorry for your loss

you’re going to the wrong store

yuri

tnx