Were you here for Reagan? That was a hoot too.

Its not that hard. Gorillas are vegan, they do fine. So are my goats.

i quit meat a bunch of years ago, I try to eat a varied diet, and try to mix greens and grains. I get a check up about once a year and all my blood work comes back fine.

Do not take the bait, and do not feed the trolls.

Stop making stupid people famous.

“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.”

Kurt Vonnegut.

Seriously, yeah, its all for nothing as far as the universe is concerned. So why not have a laugh while we’re here? Embrace the absurdity of it and live beautifully just because you can.

I’ll have to check to make sure but I’m like 80% sure I didn’t have this on my 2026 bingo card.

Tell 'em propane and charcoal grills are the best way to heat your home in a power outage. That also keeps money out of the woke electric companies hands.

Samesies.

These are Nigerian Dwarf Goats. They’re almost 2 years old and about fully grown now. You can get wethers* for pretty cheap and as far as I’m telling people, they are pets, not livestock. No harder to care for than dogs, maybe easier. And you get top notch fertilizer to boot. We live near a pretty big city, so suburbs but not track home style suburbs. Small yards, close neighbors. The biggest problem was finding a source of proper hay. But once we worked out getting and storing that, its been a blast.

*wethers are boy goats that have been “fixed”. Generally, goats that aren’t handsome enoughbor show worthy get wethered and sold cheap.

I can try to get my sons band to use it as a cover, but there’s no one on earth that wants to hear me play anything.

Typing on mobile, trying to walk goats, avoiding slipping on ice, and trying to keep my fingers warm.

This is English ivy. But yeah, they can eat posion ivy. Its actually good for them.

Yeah, he has the prettiest eyes. And yeah, he’s the eater of the two. He’ll keep eating till I pull him away.

Its a damn fine leash.

Ha. No. They have a nice hut we put thrm in at night to keep them safe. We could bring them inside but chaos wouldnt begin to describe it. I have read that some people have house trained their goats, but I dont believe it. And we could diaper them but a) that would just be wired and b) I have 3 kids and am done with the idea of diapers.

Yeah, we walk them just about daily. They took to collars pretty quick after trying harnesses. All the neighbors love them. Kids flock to them to feed them leavescabd grass and stuff.

I wouldn’t let my goats eat them. Head but them? Yeah. Kick em? Yeah. Run their water through a Freemen recaimer then use it to wash my goats? Yeah.

They graze on this everytimecwe walk by and have never had a problem. I wouldn’t let them eat like an acre or anything, most stuff gets bad if its too much.

Its also hard to find solid “yes/no” lists. I’d heard black locust was really bad, and that it was OK. My guys got out one day and ate 3 saplings to the bark. Turns out its ok and they love it.

boop.

(this is, without a doubt the best thing I’ve seen online for several weeks).

Oooo. I didn’t know that.

What was it that he supposedly walked back?