
Would the endorsement have been effectual at all?
Are there undecided voters paying for fucking WaPo? Americans can’t even read

Would the endorsement have been effectual at all?
Are there undecided voters paying for fucking WaPo? Americans can’t even read


heartwarming: and mountainwarming and glacierwarming 


The fate of the medical workers is currently unknown. The Israeli military reportedly pulled out of the hospital on Saturday after having caused extensive damage to the facility. Earlier reports found that Israel had imprisoned the majority of the hospital’s 70 staff members and later released roughly a dozen of them, including the hospital’s director Hossam Abu Safiyeh. Israeli forces later claimed, without evidence, that they had arrested fighters at the hospital.
Israel’s siege on the hospital has had horrific consequences. At least two children died due to the Israeli military’s destruction of the oxygen station and generators on Friday. Israeli forces shelled the hospital’s courtyard and surrounded the hospital and began shooting, witnesses told Al Jazeera, while soldiers inside used the hospital speakers to call for Safiyeh. This is reportedly the 14th time Israeli forces have attacked the hospital.
Either one of these would be the subject of its own horror novel. I’m nearly driven to tears by this 2 minute read.
Someone needs to hurry and give Luffy a Wendy’s 4 for $4

hey quick question did you charge a cleaning fee?

Heartwarming: journo motivates the left to keep going because the outcome of this conflict will be a free Palestine in the presence of a stateless, communist society


I managed to discover that with unassisted casual use really quickly. People are asleep at the wheel if they tried to give important duties to an AI. You don’t let a dog drive your car and hope for the best

wait, I have an idea for how the dems could gain favorability in key locations that could help them gain power that they can then use to enrich themselves, cement their legacies, and secure future elections instead of being deadlocked in arguments with single-mindedly cruel people.
What…? They don’t give a fuck?

Anyone else curious if this tweet stoked the fire of an argument somewhere in right wing politics? Some sort of “see? I told you Zion Don is infiltrated!”

It’s once again humorous how much libs pine for the right wing only for them to reply “these people are fucking communists.” I think Amber said it once years ago and it stuck with me

same but with October 7th, 9/11, Jan 6th, and October 18, 1958


it warms my heart. I also have some posts strewn about the website bemoaning my rival, Johnathan China, who is embraced by the community. The search function would find them


That’s the biggest compliment you can give me, thank you. If I have a choice, it’d be the line
I had Havana syndrome for 3 weeks cause some asshole kids in the Congo kept calling me a suit and pointing their microwave at me!

Hey, thank you @robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net and Alaskaball! This is a list I slapped together in a couple minutes and is incredibly reductive. Something like “protect the LGBT” is certainly non-exhaustive and capable of being articulated much more cogently. In particular, if you broke down the dem’s failings for “social issues” like these you’d get to the heart of why people writ large are disillusioned. Others like defund the police might make a platform if you said that the money was going towards things that are awesome instead without sacrificing safety (on the contrary, long and short term ability to effect the root of suffering/crime). Finally, one might also organize the list so it’s not 2 streams of consciousness mushed together (articulating Palestine in 2024 and then “stop war” decidedly before things popped off on October 7th). The purpose was to illustrate the argument exactly as robot did, that there’s a long list of issues that tend to get memory holed. So when a blue MAGA’s eyes glaze over when you try to explain that genocide is the thing that makes Hitler so bad and THEN they wave away a list of other things dems aren’t doing then you really get a full picture of how little they desire to listen to you/help with effectual change.
If anyone decides to append/edit the list don’t even credit me. I’m not but a poster. Just remember



Depends on the colleague /s


Honeypot? YEAH RIGHT! The mods here make my job so fucking hard. I work at Langley and I’m responsible for reporting leftists who post too good so they can be injected with cringe takes and nanobots. I’ve done it maybe 14 times and still my colleagues and boss treat me with so much disrespect. Even my work crush, Sam, says that “work that can be done in your sweatpants doesn’t count as real spy work.”
That’s all well and good, right? But it doesn’t stop there. None of my agitprop makes a dent in Hexbear morale! I had to personally make a 6 figure deal trafficking arms in Africa to get lemmy.world to speak ill of Hexbear and it looks like it didn’t even move the needle a millimeter!! I had Havana syndrome for 3 weeks cause some asshole kids in the Congo kept calling me a suit and pointing their microwave at me! All of my agitprop goes straight into the dunk tank or, ugh, the dredge tank. And then the annoying fucking admins won’t even give me a backdoor API of all the posts, so I have to check posts by hand. It doesn’t help that my mandatory AI assistant, Intelligent Ian, hallucinates 90% of the problematic posts on the site making my job 10x harder.
So no, it’s not really a honeypot, it’s more like a vat of fucking vinegar. This shit sucks!!!

Bullish for bitcoin

It can’t be that hard:
“So, WDYMP, you have been a vocal supporter of communism.”
“Yep”
“And part of that involves breaking up big tech companies”
“For sure. Fuck those guys.”
“How do you propose to do that? Do you have a plan?”
“Unions, Anderson. I’d get like 5 unions out of Google to talk to already existing unions.”
“So you would just have the people working there… take over the-”
“Yeah, the means of production, Anderson.”
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Getting Fact Checked Real Hahahaha Comrade Just Believe In Something Real Like Comrade Just Get Counseling From The Union Haha


I just want these fucking people to be able to live their lives. These genocidal freaks need their capacity for violence wrested from them because they are making hell on Earth by hurting vulnerable people - especially children.
I’m reminded of when my therapist told me to just stop caring about shit.
I wish America a very end of empire. The “free world stands with you! We want to sell you tickets to Marvel slop for $44/ticket”