An AR-15 would be fitting

Move to a poor neigborhood and you don’t need to imagine it

Wank hand forever

and when you had one as a teen you still couldn’t afford to text for hours on end

And neither could my parents as it turned out

Pranks that went too far

That’s pretty close to Project 2025 yo. But I guess that’s what the meme implied.

Also no closed door meetings, no side hustles, no conflicts of interest. And regular audits just to be safe. If you want to work for the public your business is of public interest.

Was it something about the party hat that made you take this at face value? 😅 Anyway the picture was taken at DashCon 2 which I wouldn’t neccessarily call an academic event.

Image for reference

I’ve had the exact same experience.

I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. But before I tell you why I’d like to take a moment to talk about today’s sponsor HelloFresh.

To be fair personally I have never even seen a Costco.

Cut the middleman, gift me cash

I do the same but with real nature audioscape tracks people put on youtube. Creeks and blackbirds especially.

Not if it’s 2D

Melinda’s sauces are fantastic. Generally speaking I mostly ditched vinegar bases for fruity sauces, spicy ketchup and chutneys. Oh and a completely different one that I can highly recommend is this one:

It’s ok but iirc they use capsaicin concentrate which just adds artificial heat without flavor. These days I avoid that stuff. The best hot sauces I’ve had were all made from Moruga Scorpion peppers. They pack a lot of heat but it doesn’t hit you as harshly as with other strains. Goes especially well with fruity or smokey spices. My favorite chili pepper by a long shot.

Reminds me of this hot sauce. The actual sensation comes surprisingly close to the image.