And Boomstick.

10 cents. We’ve dropped the penny, and now round things out to the nearest ncikel.

This. You are now the cynosure of all the Fediverse.

A fishy requisit-t-t-t-t-te

That’s for the line judge to decide.

The price for even cheap heroin these days. It’s a crime, I’m tellin’ ya.

What are the formulae to convert from Universal scales to Banana scale?

Yes! Bang Your Head and Throw the Horns!

Pants. And your sunglasses are on top of your head.

♪ We’ve got to fight! Aaginst The Right! With our Paaaaaartay! ♫

The Fediverse, with one great voice, shouts “Hold Our Beers!”

If you wear a good pair of boots and a hard hat (safety first), you can just let the hole fill up behind you. You’re headed for the surface again, after all. Just be sure to bring enough snacks for the trip.

Thanks from me as well. I was thinking it meant ‘public display of fucking.’

Ummm… if we’re assuming a Spherical cow, then why is the picture showing a Circular cow?

Or bra tape.

Mammal noses were once ‘egg teeth’, but for some reason mammal eggs lost their hard shells, and the noses (scientific name: ‘schnozzolae’) were re-purposed for the olfactory sense.

Expose them to a few seconds of audio from a right-wing podcast: if they roll away from the speakers, they’re viable, if they stay still they’re non-viable, and if they roll Towards the speaker, they’re Triffid seeds, and should be killed with fire.

…of Ulm.

" Just because you’re a member of an ethnic minority, it doesn’t mean you can’t be a small-minded bastard." - Capt. Samuel Vimes (Terry Pratchett)

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace. -Ecclesiastes 3: 1-8.

“The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose” - Wm. Shakespeare: Merchant of Venice.