I think the Abrahams Brothers turned out to be massive CHUDS

Blame for throwing all those paper towels. Littering!

That’s what you get when you run loser candidates.

Manchurian Candidate Golda Meir when she was ambassador.

There’s your October surprise

Don’t blame me I voted for Cornell West

state violence J

I had just gotten the singing senators “Elvira” out of my head. Thanks.

Genocide 2: the legend of Hassan’s gold

They’re just gonna call in blackwater next month.

“Show me where the fish delight gets made”

[Checks the MSM headlines] Wapo: “During Profane Rally, Donald Trump Fixates on Arnold Palmer, says he was ‘all man’ in the shower.”

False. He was half Iced Tea, Half Lemonade

K-hive is scared. Somebody rolled out David Duke to endorse Jill Stein.

I tried to watch “Interview with the Vampire” and all I could think of was Lestat explaining “The D.E.N.N.I.S.” system to Brad Pitt

Weaponized lactose intolerance.

The U.N.

The Diet Coke is just out of frame.

Til ur 90

”England or Alabama?”

”Sure.”