That’s what happens when you vote for a stable genius. No sympathy.

Then everyone should be using a VPN.

Yeah, sorry, you’re right. Silly me

Iran were talking with the US, and the US attacked them.

Why would they talk to the US now?

The UK gets a load of USians, and the Irish get a load of Brits.

This must be the infamous right-wing “great replacement” theory in action :-)

UK Citizens Apply for Irish Passports in Record Numbers

At first glance, I thought this was from The Onion

100cm?

No human would say that. Any real person would say 1m.

Or if you’re a human USian, something like 1/2 fridge or 6 big gulps

Land of the Free, Home of the Brave.

They look more like a bunch of snowflakes.

Good.

What a vile human. A coronary can’t happen too soon

This sounds like a win.

Yeah - fair point.

They can sniff it out like pigs and truffles.

Not sure anybody in the “Dept of War” could point out Toronto or Bahrain on a map.

Absolute morons.

Indeed.

A well-timed coronary wouldn’t go amiss.

This is the first time since the Internet was conceived, that we can talk like this without saying a name; we all know who we mean

It’s not that.

The twitter bots knew to talk about Spitfires over Dover and “sovereignty”, whatever that is.

The older people fell for it because they hark back to “better times” when they had post WW2 rationing and no repercussions for their colonial past, like non-whites running the local supermarket.

It’s more basic than you think.

Indeed. Because actions have consequences.

Don’t be distracted. Epstein files!!!

“captured”

lol - kidnapped would be more correct.

Yup needs to happen

Look up “Roll over, lay down” on Spotify.