Teashader sunglasses and an amphetamine-fueled grin? Nothing more 90s than trying to be Natural Born Killers for marketing
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movies@hexbear.net•When did they even make the second movie?English
6·2 years agoThe astral plane tribal chieftain bowling alley SonicWorld lore dump is peak post-Zooniverse/Mardi Gras parade. Almost as fun as “Eels” IMHO.
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movies@hexbear.net•When did they even make the second movie?English
12·2 years agoAnd Mighty Boosh.
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games@hexbear.net•the cia is hosting a strategy guide for command & conquer tiberian sun on its websiteEnglish
3·2 years agoSo, is this a “Last Starfighter” kinda deal or what’s up?
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covid@hexbear.net•Traveled recently within the Americas, only saw about 15 other masks across 3 airportsEnglish
3·2 years agoI remember in the very early days of the pandemic when leaving from a grocery run I caught sight of a guy walking in with his shirt pulled up and pinched over his nose the same way you do when your buddy farts on you in the car and you have to do something to keep from gagging. That’s about the point I considered we might be just a little doomed.
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movies@hexbear.net•"NOW THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER WONT FUCK ME, A STRAIGHT MAN."English
6·2 years agoI honestly thought I kept getting Tomb Raider confused with the character and events of Fear Effect. Now you’ve got me even more turned around.
That’s the spirit! Be ambitious! Everybody’s always going on with “Train set! Train set!” Fuck that! I want a functioning miniature spaceport! Mixed civil and military use at that!
Southloop [he/him]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Hot Wheels & MarxismEnglish
13·2 years agoOnly if you’re one of those guys on YouTube with the channels that are downhill Hot Wheel racing series involving crafted storylines and intricately built miniature villages.
Southloop [he/him]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Anyone else with deep fascination of "analog" or "mechanical" or "visible" technology?English
3·2 years agoThis. I can fumble around with physical switches while inverted in a negative 4g dive and still change the station off of Chappell Roan. You can’t do that with capacitive touch, especially the ones that get hot and all the heuristics get goofy.
Southloop [he/him]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Something you'll never see in Burgerland...English
13·2 years agoI hate to be a party pooper contrarian, but you can do this tour if you’re ever in Chicago. I heartily recommend it and the architecture riverboat tour!
Southloop [he/him]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Bird flu detected in Houston-area wastewaterEnglish
9·2 years agoPsh! Chicken!
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games@hexbear.net•What games have the best Leftist or Leftist adjacent narratives and writing?English
4·2 years agoI believe Ikki is the original “kuso-ge,” so be forewarned.
Southloop [he/him]@hexbear.nettothe_dunk_tank@hexbear.net•Rittenhouse was too dumb to do fascism abroad, so he just decided to do it at home insteadEnglish
1·2 years agodeleted by creator
The water at the time was around 40 Fahrenheit/9 Celsius. That gives you, if you survive the fall — which includes not inhaling water with the human gasp response when you hit the cold water or breaking you pelvis/legs/back on the at-that-height now concrete-consistency water (~20 feet/7 meters or above) — a rough seven minutes to get to shore and wrapped up nice, tight, and warm to prevent hypothermia.
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covid@hexbear.net•Working on the sidebar as a communityEnglish
1·3 years agoAnything to help in tracking progress/communicate info on vaccines, long COVID treatments or prophylactic developments would really help in keeping hopes up.
Some immediate family has (thankfully non-life-threatening) brain lesions from LC and trying to find good info and manage the sources you do find trying to understand when you might one day be able to leave your cave to rejoin civilization can feel like watching the bombers go out, if you catch me drift.
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news@hexbear.net•Navy to allow those without high school diploma or GED to enlistEnglish
5·3 years agoThey actually had to start assigning certain amounts of top finishers to certain airframes. Used to finishing in the top percentiles let you pick you plane, so all the best pilots picked the big planes like the P-8 Posiedon so they’d skip recertification when they went to the airlines. Too many did so and admin mandated 50% of the top has to go fighters.
The “Fat Amy” has taken a lot of sexy out of naval aviation now that all the F/A-18 Hornets (“Rhinos”) are getting converted over to “Grizzlies.” A lot of pilots opt out of the F-35 for quality-of-life reasons since the cockpit is like sitting in a papasan chair and it feels like flying a brick.
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news@hexbear.net•Navy to allow those without high school diploma or GED to enlistEnglish
5·3 years agoTo clarify, this is the AFQT which is a seperate subtest from the ASVAB and specifically for USAF service that you actually have to put a modicum of effort into, but for the good jobs — and by good I mean interesting, stimulating and potentially lucrative as a civvie — no. 30 won’t get you into special operations, specialized maintenance/aircrew, or the good “chair force” jobs like combat engineering, space, medical, scientific support, cyber, weather…etc. It’s also probably going to ding you for officer or hinder the climb to higher NCO, which is similarly equivalent to warrant officer in other services.
No, it’s going to be stuff like “light vehicle driver,” or “airport maintenance” where you ride around in the bed of a pickup and shoot a shotgun in the air to scare off birds. It used to not even qualify you to be a cop it’s so low.
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news@hexbear.net•Navy to allow those without high school diploma or GED to enlistEnglish
11·3 years agoSame in the US military. To fly anything is pretty stringently rigorous and high competition.
“Easiest” flight pipeline is probably the Army’s “High School-To-Flight School” which takes exceptional high schoolers and places them as warrant officer helicopter pilots. But in ten years of existence it’s only produced maybe 80 pilots.
Conversely, for Navy Aviation (say, fast jets for example) you have to graduate in the top 50% of your class from a top 200 university, preferably with a BS, within a certain seated height and uncorrected vision acuity, pass the officer qualification test, the aviator qualification test, officer school with a high proficiency, two years of flight school finishing in the top 20%, select fast fixed-wing jets, hopefully find an open seat, then qualify on catapult and cable retrieval. All for a total of about 1800 seats. After that it’s trying to qualify and be elected to Top Gun and hope it doesn’t ruin your career.
Southloop [he/him]@hexbear.nettothe_dunk_tank@hexbear.net•Imagine buying a workhorse truck and being scared of getting blemishes on it.English
13·3 years agoOh, no, nobody buying these things in the US can afford them. These things roll off the lot powered more because of subprime lending than gasoline.
And then they wonder why pilot cardiovascular events have jumped 50% and spatial reasoning is tanking.