Ooooh baybee, I wanna get with ya, And lick your sphincta

Awwwwl right! Driving the 1986 Dodge Viper…

OneUI honestly isn’t that bad. Not as good as Nova, but it’s fine - especially when using the Goodlock customizations.

On a related note, is there any way to change all my apps on the play store to not auto update? I assume I have to do this one by one, because why would they make it that easy…

Look, I want these ICE murderers get the justice they deserve (and you know exactly what I mean), but first degree murder seems like a stretch. It would be way easier to prove second degree and would still be a pretty harsh dose of justice.

They are eating the cats and dogs!

No fuckin shit. We didn’t need a study for this - a tarrif is a tax on imports paid by the importer. IT’S THE LITERAL FUCKIN DEFINITION.

only complete idiots don’t understand that, and by “idiots” I mean maga Republicans

I mean, technically he’s not suffering from cancer any more

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Everything reminds me of her…

Men Without Cats

Sour Non-Blondes

Rash

Motley Crud

Skin Row, or Skid Raw

Player

Rio

Gums and Roses, or Guns and Moses

Puns and Roses

Pretty sure that’s not practical in this case. Theoretically? Sure.

Its weight limit is 19 MN. You can divide it in any reasonable product of payload mass and apparent gravity you want.

Doubt

You’re assuming that it has the ability to spin faster at lower loading. There’s certainly an upper limit to how fast it can go (because of motor limits, gearing, etc).

In reality, the limits for this machine are probably best described by a payload vs. speed chart.

Did a little research on this thing. Its capacity is 1900 g-tons, meaning that it can take a payload of 1000 kg (one metric ton) and spin it to apply 1900 G’s.

Is 1 ton it’s weight limit? Dunno.

Is it limited to 1900 G? Dunno.

The “compressing space time” statement is just poor journalism. They’re referring to the fact that they can perform accelerated testing because of the higher limits. Basically, a test might take 2 days instead of 10 because it can go harder. Yes, it’s that stupid.

I’m addition to making abortions legal age available, right? Right?

Watch the video…

There’s no way that thing weighed 400 lbs!!! It bounces like a balloon! Dude just didn’t brace himself at all and got bounced

I’m sorry, but it’s clearly a taco

What’s your stance on the taxonomy of a hot dog?

Fun fact - most US health insurance doesn’t cover eye surgery for astigmatism, but will for cataracts (the same exact surgery).