I’m autistic and have ADHD, so things often work backwards for me. Like how I drink coffee to help me sleep.

I think it is. Again, I game on Mint and have had 0 issues with any of my games so far. Maybe he is just using older hardware or something?

Is it? I game on Mint and have had no issues so far.

Ah yes, I remember the days I used Arch. I was a younger man back then, I was so thin and heterosexual. Then one day I did an update and boofed my bootloader. I made the repairs, but I grew tired of this. I stopped liking it when my computer broke because of my own incompetence and just wanted something stable.

Now I use Mint and I’m fat and gay.

I use Mint btw.

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Sadly, I have no idea what the name was. I had my korean buddy just tell me it was a thrift store, but I don’t know the exact name. Also, I was in Suwon, not Seoul. You’re probably gonna have luckier finds in Seoul tho.

This is a good start, but I feel we can expand it.

“What meme do you detest most?”

“This meme.”

“How contrarian.”

“I care not for pithy virtues or vices. I simply wish for entertainment.”

“Your inability to introspect will drown you in an ocean of indifference.”

But yeah, overall good meme. Good out of ten.

I gotchu pal.

I was able to bypass discord’s age verification thingy with Garry’s Mod. I kid you not.

Another one of my friends bypassed Google’s age verification with fucking Red Dead Redemption 2 of all things.

HWAT KIND OF NOODLES!?

I AM AN AMERICAN… in Korea right now… NO DUH I LOVE TO GAMBLE!

Dude no but like actually? Here in Korea? The fucking matcha highball is legit the most delicious thing I have had. Whiskey plus matcha plus soda water? OH MY GOD, it was so good! If y’all have not had it, I highly recommend.

Okay but like, time for real shit. I am in Korea. I went to a thrift store and got his beat the fuck up looking Thinkpad T480 for like $25. No shit. I take it home and take it apart. You know what I see? I got a Samsuing NVMe 2tb and fucking 2 32gb of Crucial DDR4 RAM chips. NO SHIT!

So uh… in real life? Come to Korea and peruse the fucking thrift shops.

I’m gonna be so for real as a guy who never had a girlfriend until he was like 20, you can write everything off as just ‘them being friendly’ to the bitter end. It isn’t a case of being oblivious, but just because until I hear it, I think everyone is just putting up with me because my ego is so bruised.

I get it now being older, fatter, and gayer now, but it can be hard to believe people can just like me.

Is he like that? I dunno because I’m not him, but you might have to just be straightforward with him. State your intentions clearly with him and let him know what you want. That’s the safest bet…

…except it isn’t lol. A ton of people were that with me and guess what? My wounded ego told me they were just putting up with me too. We live in a society.

I hope I made some kind of sense to you. I tend to ramble even in text.

저는 프랑스어를 못합니다, 손님.

Got it, pal. I got you a pizza topped with 4 kinds of cheeses, tater tots, egg, squid, tteokbokki, a sacrificial virgin, ice cream, matcha, boba, spinach, yumyum sauce, sleeping powder, and pineapple just like you wanted!

I got you a matcha highball. Trust me on this, it’s damn good.

CRISPS!? We call them CHIPS, sir! NEXT!