You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they go to the baby store. Actually, they go to the pet store first and get a baby animal. If it survives, then they go to the baby store.
JackTea
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Thank you! My doctor wanted to prescribe antidepressants and I said screw you. I’ll just drink. A lot. Unlike him, I went to the medical school of hard knocks and sadness.
/that’s a joke. Not a good one either
JackTea@piefed.worldtoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•What happened during the commercial break?English
3·8 days agoI never expected THAT ending of Heated Rivalry: they join a book club at a local coffee shop but mostly talk about how good the fishing is going to be this fall.
Yes. This. Bc MY grandma said I was the smartest and handsomest boy. I have proof bc she said it.
JackTea@piefed.worldto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Does my lute make my posterior appear enlarged?English
2·12 days agoWas…was this meme AI generated? lmao
This meme is incredibly insensitive and cruel
I’d have picked Nebraska. I like parts of Ohio.
JackTea@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Space X caught using Green Beam to mow down homes in SpokaneEnglish
2·15 days agoThis is enraging. I’ve called several times and my concerns are just not getting through!
It has to be blue. Do you understand how house mowing works? I guess not. Blue, OK. NOT green. Who are you, who is running this thing?
Hello? What kinda operation are you running what doesn’t answer me when I ask you a question. Hello?
/It could be orange. But for sure it’s maybe…what color did I say?
JackTea@piefed.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Amazon thought it would be a good idea to not include subtitles in a film made entirely with sign language.English
481·18 days agoThat’s not going to work for me. I can’t read. Can they do a dub?
JackTea@piefed.worldto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•trek_irlEnglish
4·21 days agotbf it is a complicated statement. There are layers. But, yes, that’s the gist
Why is this getting down voted?
You know what? I’m with this guy. Think of just the gnarliest hentai that is very specifically banned in China AND Japan. The kind of art that is Eldritch in it’s total, psychotic perversion. Imagine, if you can, a mind MORE evil than Epstein.
That is what I think of cancer. And I’m being kind.
JackTea@piefed.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My world has just been shatteredEnglish
4·26 days agoI… Uh… I’m gonna cry in a corner
I did. And I don’t even know why. So I can read but can’t post on here.
This is the appropriate reply to such questions, thank you for being informed
JackTea@piefed.worldtoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the best day of the week to fit crime into your schedule?English
2·1 month agopleasedontbemondaypleasedontbemondaypleasedontbemonday
Dammit!
JackTea@piefed.worldto
pics@lemmy.world•The amount of warnings not to take while pregnant on this pack of thalidomide. (It's still useful for treating certain cancers)English
1118·1 month agoThis is for Americans. Let that sink in. WE need these warnings…and a lot ( and I mean A LOT) won’t see these warnings.
This is actually a pretty good meme! Also, Raymond Cruz needs to be in everything. That actor has range that rivals Gary Oldman. I still can’t wrap my head around that he was Tuco in Breaking Bad.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferableEnglish
1·1 month agoOK you have me there. Well played






Just the idea that Mealteam6 would be boots on the ground with jet lag, in a desert climate, and zero backup is just delicious