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…not exactly the brightest candle on the cake (emphasis mine)

by processing roughly 800 fake macaroni and cheese tray refunds to his personal cards.

Damage control for midterms

That’ll teach em.

Not unironically, anyway… Does remind me of the ministries in 1984, though

And that’s the full plan. It was win/win (for the grifters) all along.

He has lackeys bring a claw hammer for those items.

https://youtube.com/shorts/bof8TkZkr1I

The boiling frog return to the metro interface.

Turns out that fucking over your customers is not the best business model. Who knew?

He was too busy blowing bubba to notice

Not only is it completely useless for all but the simplest of summary tasks, but I also don’t need it so much that some “colossal” skuM needs to build their own EPA-violating methane burning power plants to provide that uselessness to my home computer. Diminishing returns doesn’t begin to spell out how little use this is to the user.

Tots and pears

Do you want to get smashed into a 2D realm? Because that’s how you get smashed into a 2D realm.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

I love the token downvote and how it hasn’t bothered you in the slightest.

Look up the War Powers Resolution. As long as congress is notified within 48 hours, there’s a free pass for 60 days with another 30 for withdrawal before any approval is granted.

A personal variation on this: a dollop or two of cream cheese added as the cream is heating gives a nice texture boost, imo.

He has a wife, you know

Just finished “blowing bubba”

I’m torn. The comic makes sense, but tangerine tyrants don’t deserve to be associated with such brilliance, even in an ironic way. RIP Rob.