I think Jason Statham is also in this one

Is this from the office?

This is why I hate fishing

It’s more likely to be called the United Christian Kingdom, which will be shortened unironically to the UK by the idiots that live here

Star wars

It’s a love song

This comment is quite the rabbit hole for a solar storm

At least it’s usable. My last pcb I screwed up the gaetreon holes completely. Why do they make key switches so obnoxious.

Little did he know, it’s really a 6 year contract with two years inactive ready reserve

The CIA has an internship program for college grads

((30 x 30)-30-29) x .01, easy

do it

Every 5th grader I know has a phone (I’m a parent not a creeper). So it’s not just the rich and stupid. Cell network companies give these things away under 2 year plans that most can afford. And it’s not just two year plans, my kids have $50 phones from Motorola that are +6". I think most people like a big phone and it’s only us few that want to see sub 5" phones.

Only if I could go out and ask my friends and family for the money so I didn’t actually have to pay the $0.25.

Wow, all it took for me was a gay man clutching my testicles during a five minute conversation about how vasectomies aren’t really reversible for me to get clipped. I was only 30 years old

Sure, but do not recommend is different than will not give.

“I’m sorry, if you’re not wearing a tie at this moment then we shouldn’t really be talking about the government shutdown” --real quote from politician, probably

Good ole central eastern southern time

Yes, those were words

Welcome to the defense industry!