had the energy to get some chores done in the garden today ^_^

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even more fucked up that i have to go to work now my wife is literally at home

no 3am spaghetti?

it’s a good book of poetry!

it’s so good!

i think the collection was “banned books” or something cringe

edit: just checked. it’s the penguin banned books collection

it was a box set i got as a present, okay!

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you wanna use a food processor or a stick blender in my experience. also add some mustard to help it emulsify. most recipes are a slight variation on this one:

starting my new career as the person who plays mobile games for ads. please everyone be nice about my ability thank you :)

shadog the hedgehow

that’s sickening. i’m sorry

it’s actually the undertaker’s theme (as in the wrestler)

he recently endorsed trump so maybe that’s why, assuming this is real

could have just kept moving forward so easily

hi awake, i’m eco

my wife. my girlwife. my doggirlwife. puppywife

my wife flies over tomorrow