Cool cal trick, it knows about the Gregorian calendar reform: cal 9 1752

No mention of the Wadsworth Constant? Have we forgotten it so soon?

Saw one park at the grocery store the other day. The passenger got out and used the bottom of his shirt to avoid touching the door as he closed. Imagine having to teach your friends and family not to touch your car or it’ll rust.

Reminds me of Spy magazine’s analysis of our good friend Santa Claus: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-physics-of-santa-and-his-reindeer/

“routine”

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

Re-animator!

I loved several Infocom games back in the day (the Zorks, Enchanter & Sorcerer, Hitchhikers, etc). Before that I was a Scott Adams (not the Dilbert guy) fan. I especially remember Mission Impossible Adventure.

For a different genre entirely, maybe check out Rogue (see where all the Rogue-like/lite chatter comes from) or NetHack (The Dev Team Thinks of Everything).

NetHack!

Gob’s not on board