Security from who, jackass?

This isn’t even satire, this is literal conservative policy to arm teachers to “fix” school shootings

They’re lying to justify an atrocity.

Mystical thinking is a great excuse for being too stupid to unravel the secrets of universal field theory like a dummy

Decimal commas are a lie to cover up that they found Yggdrasil

Nah, for example the OG Emperors, the Roman Emperors, had a cultural prohibition against kings so they used the title Imperator.

Honestly there’s a case to be made that a real Emperor wouldn’t have a kingdom title.

What a funny coincidence, both those countries absorbed the majority of Nazis that got out of Germany and weren’t kidnapped by the Soviets.

I wonder when Russia is leaving it.

I got done with my list

Okay that’ll be $29 mr starmer this show ain’t for free

Millionaires are closer to being homeless than Elon Musk is to being a millionaire

Your parents need to get out of that retirement home and take away your Internet

Define what you mean. There’s a pretty big difference between only watching a specific fetish and, for example, “ebony.”

No he’s a wookie, that’s space racist

On Clooney: “I know he takes credit for it, but”

The classic

Conservatives have artistic impulses as well, it’s just that most of them are quite bad at it

I’d take him over Newsom’s pandering, but liberals are categorically unable to do what needs to be done.

He didn’t? They’re shitting themselves in a fury and shitposting about moving to Florida.

I wish them the best in the next hurricane after FEMA is dismantled.

The “fentanyl crisis” is literally just right wing propaganda, part of their decades long war on drugs bullshit, and then they turn right around and try to make owning narcan a crime.

I find it interesting how everyone but conservatives are to blame for electing Trump

Popular fiction never lives up to the hype