We picked Luce, named after light.

Uh-oh.

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The virgin Nickelodeon Kids-Pick-The-President vs the CHAD Cartoon Network “just have the characters run for an imaginary office LMAO”, could at least be a good way to teach kids basic Civics.

(BTW. I’m voting for Goku under the Toonami party)

I’ll give liberals this: They’re confident.

Gotta find that another $20 billion somehow.

MFW we are regularly run circles around by the political equivalent of every annoying little brother ever.

Can’t wait until Trump wins and the first picture is Elon Musk blowing a raspberry. Can’t wait until sticking your tongue out becomes the next ok sign. Can’t wait until it’s 2026 and republicans are campaigning by finding random Indigenous tribes and screeching “NYAH NYAH NYAH BOO BOO!”

Kamala isn’t brat, Republicans ARE brats.

Ugh, shit sucks.

While I know next to nothing about how Gen alpha will shape up politically, when I started out substitute teaching one of my first students was this kid, let’s call him Henry.

Henry was a pretty well-intended kid, he really liked the UK and Japan in particular (I didn’t have the heart to tell him) and he mentioned that NATO stands for the free world….and mentioned that the Middle East and Russia are just absolutely unsalvageable (but FWIW. He did express sympathy for Malala and he think she’s cool.)

This trend tends to be consistent with Gen alpha people who have given politics any serious thought, and tend to be…NAFOy. “liberal democracy good and the US is the liberal democracy factory!”

Try to impeach THIS!

Or even more embarrassing: trolls on 4chan who have nothing better to do.

With libs feeling betrayed, I hope I can set some of them on the leftist pipeline by offering them the writings of Thomas Frank.

The whole “good rich” that liberals cozied up to was never meant to last.

Probably what I’d do as soon as my current iPhone is no longer usable.

Who the hell even ASKED for this? The fact that tech companies insist on cramming it down everyone’s throat makes me hate it even more.

Don’t suppose there’s a Linux phone?

But da FOOOOOOOOTUR! Why do you hate the heckin’ innovootions?

Be City

Do city shit

city NIMBYs be like “nooooo my heckin’ small town feelerino!”

Why don’t they just move to the middle of nowhere then?

“You fools! You’re only playing into my hands! Let me tell you how to properly defeat me!”

Tutorial level boss ahh mf.

Chadcago.

And why is he even trying that BS? The majority of Americans are malignant narcissists that agree with him.

“Lol JK I’m actually a leftist but I fooled you into thinking I was just like 99.9999999% of the US I gotcha gooood!”

That just makes me hate their giggling little wannabe tumblr sexyman asses even more (Hey, had to sneak in a little BMF here.)

Or crackers can shut the fuck up.

“The only people who disagree with the genocide are sabotaging any chances of ending a genocide.”

Why? Because when I remind you of the filth you are it makes you feel bad, and in your guilt-induced rage you want to double down on the genocide that you deep down know is wrong?

Me going to my high school reunion solely to tell the jocks “You were right about everything. You were trying to help me.”

Although it’s something the comic touched up on a bit, I’m surprised there isn’t some businesses that’s all about repurposing e-waste. Just install ubuntu or something and then sell them for cheap.