I don’t WANT a thin, sleek computer. I want more ports than the Pacific Ocean. I want a laptop I can bludgeon someone to death with. I want it to have such processing power, the fans are loud enough that I get noise complaints.

Nobody made you run for Congress. If you don’t want to do your job, it’s OK to quit.

This should be even easier than 2016 was, because back then, Trump was still new. Now, he’s already been president, he’s incredibly unpopular, he had a fucking felony conviction, and there’s MUCH less enthusiasm for him from the Republican base.

Holy shit, if the Dems lose, they have no one to blame except themselves. This should be the easiest election ever, but they constantly squander it.

Lol, last time they specifically had a person to put their hate on, Bernie. Who would they have this time?

Just lie and say you’re so progressive, Jesus christ. That worked for Obama. He won under the biggest landslide the democrats have seen in a long time.

It would be funny if we started using Sheldok Cooper to refer to Anderson Cooper whenever he comes up.

It’s more likely that Netanyahu or someone in his cabinet will personally piss Trump off and he’ll cut all funding to Israel out of spite than for Biden or Kamala to do anything positive for Palestine.

Warren Buffet sounds like a name of an unflattering American character from an anime.

I don’t remember Hillary even once trying to outflank Trump to the right on immigration. I’m not crazy, right?

FDR was by far the best President in the history of the United States, and it’s not even close, but even he had concentration camps. The United States was always evil.

I’m not crazy and remembering something wrong, right? Immigration was a huge issue in 2016, a big thing being talked about. But I don’t remember even ONCE Hillary trying to outflank Trump from the right on immigration.

“But I’m one of the good ones! They’ll never put me in a camp!”

Why doesn’t she just kill all the parents to make a potential limitless supply of Batmen? Is she stupid?

On the occasions where they do message you back, how substantial are the conversations? Based on you saying they apologize, it sounds like they do value you. If they didn’t like you, they don’t have to message you. It would be way easier to just not message you and let it fizzle out.

It makes him look like a badass, and also really calls into question the propaganda that he was living in a Qatari mansion.

So in other words, if I do a non-Trump-related crime, I want her to be the judge?

We all did stupid things as kids, no need to ruin his future over one little misstep with a gun.

An entire country of Chicken Hawks.

“I want Israelis to be sent to their near certain death to annex a sovereign state and murder its population, I just don’t want to be among those people!”