How in the fuck can you use only two squares!? You got one of them fancy butthole sprayers? Hairless balloon knot?

It’s a damn beautiful bird!

What sort of crow is this? It looks like a magpie, with the blue and white.

Shit, they were hostile to the wrong kind of white people for most of the time as well…

I mean… you still CAN call Germans nazis, if’n they’re nazis. Just like I call Magats nazi wannabes. The turd Reich, if you will.

Yes.

ICE AREN’T COPS! Fucking hell what is wrong with people.

Aren’t they only called penguins because of their resemblance to the now extinct great Auk, a Northern pole bird? Which would justify the attachment to the North pole and Santa?

This somehow still feels insulting to a sack of month old cat turds… at least that can be compostable.

That’s just inaccurate… Trump said a couple of earnest Truths! Like: “He’s the president”… technically true. And also, “America is really a hot country now” though that slides in under He’s only correct because of global warming… which he, uhh, denies… but still TECHNICALLY true.

Now, everything else that leaks out of face-anus is lying bullshit… but still.

It’s cool looking, but not “horror movie monster” frightening… more like an aquatic-esque flying creature.

This is “the thing” unfurled. Otherwise, it looked like a big Flying sand dollar, or flying saucer.

I learned this (not the codpiece part) from the show ‘reservation dogs’, where (I believe) he made a cameo… playing sax in the background.

Dolph Lundgren can smell crime!

Ah-ho!

They elected Hoedirt Boebert… no entry.

Mirepoix is in a lot of stuff besides soup as well. Onions, carrots, and Celery base.

Yes, because the solution to misogynistic chauvinism is misandronistic chauvinism. Brilliant thinking… That’ll alter things for the better.