


Bob Dole is here.



Shut up, nerd

Let’s see that hog

They’re looking for a Volvo in the Portland area? Good fucking luck lmao


“You mean I can VLOOKUP bullets?”

But idea: stirring up racism against various ethnicities within the white supremacist movement

The adhesive on my mail in ballot tasted icky 

Damn, that’s a bad c/fakenews post. Wait


I put my sunglasses in it (lenses in, one of the ear pieces out). It feels nicer than on top of my head or on my collar.


Yes, the “DID THEY GET THE SEMEN IN TIME?” bit almost makes up for everything else


Badempanada sucks 
Like, he says funny things sometimes that piss off twitter crackers, but he is also a twitter cracker who pops off about shit he’s ignorant of


MFW


Chapo? Like the drug dealer?





No it’s an FBI honeypot 

I live in a swing state and I’m voting 


Pooschev? What has Pooschev done?

Ripping the copper walls off the statue of liberty along with the rest of the wiring. Real 2024 capitalism hours.