My cat died last year. 3 days before he went, he managed to playfully scratch my arm while we were engaged in some “ohhhhhh I’m gonna get’cha” hand play. I had a tattoo artist simply trace the scratch before it healed. If that’s not an exception then you and I are very different people.

Roses are red Violets are red Poppies are red Oh fuck the garden is on fire again

The Juice Media’s "Honest Government Ad"s about Australia formed my entire opinion and I refuse to look into it otherwise

Fuck dude

Didn’t read the book, didn’t like the movie.

Read the martian, didn’t like it, didn’t like the movie.

Maybe I just don’t like Andy Weir?

This? This is the JavaScript straw that broke your back?

I was told the opposite - that females assisted men with getting dressed, so the buttons were the orientation they were used to on their own garments

Rachel?

What’s that symbol? I’ve only seen it once before, a decade ago, scribbled on a notecard that was littered

Wrinkle-free horse pants!

What in the name of Judas-Rockin-Priest is going on here!

We did it

No way people still think about the prisoner AINT NO WAY

Any solo acoustic guitar wielding singer songwriter bro

I wonder what the sales tax on that yacht was

I thought electric heaters were 100% efficient? All the electricity you put into it becomes heat yeah?

See what it pool world sea? Is world

Just double it