Watching my teen son try to use basic computer interfaces is maddening, but he can navigate a touch screen like it’s his bitch.
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5parky@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do you respond to "hey, how are you" when you feel like garbage?
3·2 months ago“Let me get back to you on that…”
You have a baby.
In Mos Eisley cantina.
He looks qualified to
ownbe a car wash.
Only the shadow knows…
5parky@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•How long will the world gov would take to notice this issue?
4·6 months ago2 year lifecycle and a 3 year payment plan.
So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie…
This concept could be an entire Lemmy community.
Because if you take horse electrolytes, you wake up the next day with your shoes nailed to your feet with an overwhelming urge to shit in the road.
5parky@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can you help me find the right word to describe this annoying person?
2·9 months agoI always called them “arrogant for no reason”
The trooves are out there.
Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.
Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.
It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”
Where’s the number for gimp mask and tutu?
5parky@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Convicted Russian spies attended Brexit event in ParliamentEnglish
4·1 year agoRoussev was spying on the US as Dr. Jan Itor for a while.
5parky@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•what's something from your job that could kill a horror movie monster/villain?
4·1 year agoNail gun lobotomy? Or maybe that was my band name in the 00’s. I don’t remember for some reason.
I’ll call it Windows 11.
5parky@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•If I let the dip spoil, is it considered hummuscide?English
3·1 year agoIf you fry it do you falafel?






Fred Rogers has entered the chat.
{Not an insult by any means!}