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YourMom [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Man arrested after naked dive into aquarium at Alabama Bass Pro Shop

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Man arrested after naked dive into aquarium at Alabama Bass Pro Shop

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YourMom [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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An Alabama man faces charges after he drove a vehicle into a pole outside a Bass Pro Shop in Leeds, stripped naked, ran into the store and jumped into the aquarium, police said.
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  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    dudes rock

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Alabama dude arrested after rocking too hard

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    Me, quadruple checking the comm

    pooh-wtf

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netBanned
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    How are you supposed to be a pro bass if they arrest you for attempting to become a bass?

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      No amateurs allowed

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Damn Fox news comment sections are an absolute cesspit.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Saw two comments from MAGA_PATRIOT_88 and noped out.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      scrolling through two dozen copies of The One Joke and having the time of my fucking life grillman

      • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        My favorites are the “This is why we need MORE PRISONS”. Yes lock up the guy who jumped into a Bass pro shop aquarium and throw away the key.

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    Disappointed because my immediate thought was this must have happened at their flagship store; the one shaped like a pyramid.

    Imagine launching bare-ass out of the largest free-standing glass elevator into the fish pond below. sicko-wistful

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      new bucket list item

  • Dolores [love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    release this hero

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    The Shape of Water 2 is taking the series in a weird direction

  • UltraGreen [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Let him do it! What ever happened to FREEDOM in this country!? Ever since OBAMNA, patriots like this man have been PROSTITUTED for celebrating their God given rights to SKINNY DIP in a bass pro shop ®

  • farting_weedman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Polar plunges are getting weirder every year.

  • 666PeaceKeepaGirl [any, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    unironically this should be completely legal (maybe idk)

    • GaveUp [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      this harms and maybe kills the fish because of the bacteria the guy introduces inside

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        The fish can have a little bacteria, as a treat

  • carpoftruth [any, any]@hexbear.netM
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    Use archive for news links, don’t make me go mad with power

    https://archive.is/pLc6y

    • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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      i like it when you go mad with power

    • YourMom [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Sorry, I just figured with all the fake news our there fox could use some clicks

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    Really? Fox news?

    • GaveUp [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      doubt there’s gonna be republican bias against dudes diving into aquarium tanks naked

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        It has more to do with fox news being a reactionary source

        • GaveUp [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          Which news outlets reporting US domestic news like this wouldn’t be?

          We’re not gonna get breakthrough news or CGTN covering this

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            It doesn’t matter, throw it in an archive link.

            • YourMom [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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              I will in the future

  • mushroom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    he was trying out a new strat to speedrun his way into state office. he wound up missing it by a few frames but if he had got it right he would have instantly warped into at least a cabinet-level position

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    was there an attractive woman somewhere in the store that he might have tried to impress?

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    Hey, the man was just testing out his “tackle” at the Bass Pro shop. Let him free!

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