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Give birth to who? Who needs my birth??? And how do I give them my birth?
Me at 9pm the night before a projects due getting ready to tell my mom i need to be pregnant tomorrow ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ
The best time to become pregnant to give birth tomorrow was 9 months ago.
The second best time is now I guess?
depends if you get partial credit or not 😬
Fuck, I needed this meme like 2 days ago, when my friend was giving birth.
Congrats on your friend, I hope they and their child are doing well!
Best I can do is give after birth
That’d be one way to lose my summer belly…
Yes sure, can you give me one uterus kthx bai



