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minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·3 years ago“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.” -Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
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minus-squareares35@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·3 years agoodds on it wasn’t praying that wore her out?
minus-squareTelorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·3 years ago99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn’t missionary.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 years agoOutwardly. Behind closed doors they are some of the most fucked up people that exist.
“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.”
-Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
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It’s like Joel Dongsteen
odds on it wasn’t praying that wore her out?
99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn’t missionary.
Outwardly. Behind closed doors they are some of the most fucked up people that exist.
The only one I got wrong.