• Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zip
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    3 months ago

    Everyone please bow your heads, I am Emperor of the world now, source I said so and put it in my name

    Anyway my first imperial decree is the following: All rise in stock price will by taxed as income, for any person, natural or otherwise, if their networth is above 5 million.

    My second imperial decree: Anyone may upon seeing a fascist, apprehended them to give them a spanking (self identification as a fascist for recreational purposes is not allowed)