• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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      Nah, they know that’s not gonna happen - they just wanna unload the shares they were still holding for as much as they can onto suckers who still think Trump is a financial god.

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    It’s gonna blow BIG tsunami waves onto the shores and wash homes and roads away.

    Or… it will affect the echolocation of whales and send them off course tuning them into meat torpedoes that will slam into cruise ships and sink them!

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      Are you stupid? The real reason is that windmills will propel the US continental land into South America. That’s physics 101!.

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        Oh God! I totally forgot about that! Yes, I’m an idiot!

        Do you suppose anchors can be dropped out to sea which can stop this from happening?

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          That only will slow the rate of movement. And the anchors will also damage undersea internet cables. Not a real solution. But…

          If the anchors are integrated with undersea mining drills the US could make some money on the way to South America.

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    Here are some lines that the Conservative party used in Britain:

    • Ruins Natural Scenery
    • Kills lots of birds
    • Noise

    Honestly, they couldn’t even be bothered to google “good excuses for not liking wind power”?? These people are c o m p l a c e n t in their tyranny

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    I’d love tromps stupid dialogues being edited in into the Monty Python argument sketch, and john cleese just says “No”, “No it isn’t” on and on.