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I could see the same thing being written by an American weeb. Degeneracy truly is international
Japanese twitter was at one point a fucking zoo that made American degeneracy look like a church; it may still be. Some hits:
Some of this is totally on Google Translate.
In the second picture, the text is 飯テロ見ながら、寝るよ
飯テロ is not “terrorist attacks”. 飯 is food, テロ is terrorism, together they form a slang word that is used when someone posts pictures of delicious food while you are hungry.
So, this person was just going to watch food porn while lying in bed, but… Yea, translation error.
That was geniuenly funny and you ruined it. Give me back my absurdist comedy.
No.
Tbh, the last one is kinda genius.
I honestly like the last one, quite ingenious to lower a bit the stress…
The toilet rim piss isnt anywhere near as bad as the others, its happened to me before, thats why i piss standing.
Can’t relate, my dick touches the water if I don’t pull some out
In the US the water level in the toilets is way too high, maybe that is why. I’ve never had this happen here in Europe, but when I visited the US years ago for a week it happened to me.
We don’t have to inspect our feces for parasites, so it can just plop into water. I’m sorry to hear that you can’t say the same.
I never had to do that, I don’t know why I would have to.
We do have some old toilets that would make that possible and the one in my house sadly is one of them.
The new toilets also let the poop fall into the water directly, they just aren’t filled with water to the top, it is enough to have a small pool of water at the bottom.
I will die if I can’t masturbate two times a day
– Delutaya
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Ok I changed my mind. Clearly two nukes weren’t enough
If two nukes made them like this in the first place, I’d be worried what more would do.
Now I know why most Japanese are Xenophobe.
came here to say this. lightweight compared to other niches I’ve witnessed.
Look around you Miika. What do you SEE ?
