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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Anon needs help responding to his coworker

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Anon needs help responding to his coworker

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    “Hi, Lesbian, I’m Brian.”

    • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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      Beat me to it! I already posted mine before I saw yours haha

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    “Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?”

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      And by job I mean my penis.

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    Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: “I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?”

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    A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!

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      E tu, brute?

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      Thespians? Aren’t those illegal in 7 states?

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        Omg if they wear the clothes off the opposite gender

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    “Neat.”

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    What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?

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      I believe he started vibrating 15,000 Hertz. A totally normal response in the presence of all women, not the sign of a weirdo at all.

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  • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I respond by hoping I’m a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.

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      Look at the image

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        Anon also forgot to lead with “be me”…

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    Yeah this didn’t happen because there’s literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.

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    “Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”

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    ‘I know’

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    “me too”

    Final answer

  • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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    “Hell yeah I like chicks too!” go for a high five

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    In this case its a bit different but what i see is that everything is oversexualized but the effect of that is people are actually more lonely because every social interaction you have with anyone who could be a sexual partner automatically becomes strange.

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    And I’m married, so I’m kind of asexual (at work), so we’re ought to be friends!

    It’s probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I’d say something reassuring like that.

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