I was going to ask how far that was. Jeez.
Now I can ask how long did that take? *Googling says average jetski is 90 km/h, so about 3.5 hours, but he’s pulling 5 barrels.
300 kilometers for anyone not reading the article. He
crossed the Yellow Sea on a 1,800cc jet ski from Shandong province, using binoculars and a compass to navigate and towing five barrels of fuel.
I went in wondering how far a jetski could get you. Pretty impressive.
This could work as an ad for whatever company made that jetski
Look! It wasn’t in the shop for a whole 3.5 hours!
Its a Yamaha, the only brand of jet ski that could possibly go that far without breaking
That’s the top speed lol. I rented a jet ski once, 130bhp and it could do 70kmh. At that speed it’s super tiring lol
At 60kph which a 1.8 litre jetski should be able to handle fine, that’s 5 hours minimum. Considering he would have had to stop for gas and stretch his legs, add a few hours extra.
towing five barrels would slow that to a crawl methinks
Hopefully the coffee is better in the sea than it is at truck stops.
I wonder how long it would take to cross larger bodies of water, and how many barrels you’d need to tow.
Goddam, based on his previous actions he clearly had the balls to do it, but still, that’s pretty nuts!! Lol
I hope the sea wasn’t too choppy for him
when I rode through thunderstorm last time it kept hitting my balls.
Had to stand up lol.
Next day it felt like somebody gave me cock and ball torture or sth 🤣🤣
The weight of his balls slowed him down a fair bit…
Guess you could say he … jetskedaddled.
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