The car would win. The driver would lose.

In other news, water is wet.

I have a feeling though, that NK will end up that one npc nation you ignore in a Civ game, that steamrolls you after a hundred turns of doing nothing productive.

So like, forgive me for being stupid, but what the hell was the point then?

I’ve seen many people say this shit unironically. It ain’t just the 'tism dude. Trust me, I’ve asked the same question many times.

“The missiles are flying, hallelujah!”

Ngl, as cool as this line was, I always disagreed with 10 on this. You rock up on a primitive planet and pull some terroristic BS, you deserve to get shot while retreating.

This stuff is like Nirnroot. I always pick it up, but I have no idea wtf it’s for…

We’ve reached Soviet Union levels of propaganda.

“Multiple Marine-class lifeforms in the area. Are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

“Hubrussy”

As a total atheist, the older I get the more I hope I’m wrong about Hell…

Oh well, too bad. It probably wasn’t great, but I always get curious when vintage bootleg hentai gets mentioned.

Weird that I’ve never run into that. Was it a short, normal hentai length, or like a full movie? Did you happen to keep it?

Fort, morning!

So much easier to use in vending machines!

A lot of people about to find out women can be shitty people too, lol.

Yeah, but it feels weird for the pro science party to be doing this…

Jfc… I guess I owe The Boys an apology. I thought they were laying it on a bit thick with the Homelander=Trump connections, but I guess not.

Jehovahs Witnesses.

Some ahole from my old cult claimed Spanish doesn’t have sarcasm, but that can’t be true. Every Spanish speaker I’ve ever met has been more sarcastic than an American teenager.