You’re not the troll. :)

https://lemmy.world/comment/25339959

Trolls never do the legwork.

If they’re not slowing down and you’ve misjudged it, why don’t you slow down and move back to the right lane?

No, really.

Control over your devices is on the way out regardless of the major manufacturer.

You have safety, food standards, drug standard, medical standards, social safety nets, roads, etc.

And they’ve all been gutted starting with Nixon.

Try harder troll.

When it’s -10% does that mean I have to pay 10% more than normal?

https://www.reddit.com/r/iphone/comments/1upwfda/lets_be_real_no_company_beats_apple_in_terms_of/

What’s the word that’s censored?

Sigh unzips

Is that a new club or something?

Seriously, where?

Cheers!

Ok, so how does this work otherwise?

https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/30/politics/cnn-poll-a-third-of-democrats-now-identify-as-democratic-socialists

Is… is this supposed to be a gif?

That’s a thic lobster.

I’ll bite; what machine is this?